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Hello. I am Ophelia and I am quite off the rails. Here be the rails. Here be me. I am way off the rails. And I am straight. I have a beautiful boyfriend whom I could not live without, so I am straight.
But here be the thing. I like gay men. A lot. Rather too much, I suppose. I have to say I would be rather delighted if I were to wake up tomorrow with morning glory. Only for the day, mind you.
I write ze slash with vairying degrees of sockzess. Especially Hamletslash. HAMLETSLASH IS THE BEST THING SINCE THE WORLD BEGAN!! I love Hamletslash, it makes me hyper!!

Now, this is my online journal. And to tell you a little about me, we weill leave it to the lords and masters - Metallica. I will describe myself exactly only using Metallica's song titles.

Are you female or male: I Disappear
Describe yourself: The Thing That Should Not Be
How do some people feel about you: The Unforgiven
How do you feel about yourself: Sad But True
Describe your ex girlfriend(s)/boyfriend: King Nothing
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Nothing Else Matters
Describe where you want to be: Where The Wild Things Are
Describe what you want to be: Hero Of The Day
Describe how you live: Trapped Under Ice
Describe how you love: One
Share a few words of wisdom: Carpe Diem, Baby

Oh and I LOVE THIS!!!! To hear it go to www.illwillpress.com

So I'm a squirrel - and you're not
How pathetic you are
So I'm a squirrel - and you're not
You're just human
How pathetic you are.
You don't have a fluffy tail
You don't have squirrelly wrath
You just build to destroy
While I collect some nuts
And you all suck.
Copyright Jonathan Ian Mathers 2002-2004

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